In the Indian city of New Delhi, wild city monkeys run free. The monkeys have gotten too smart to trap, and they are considered sacred by the local Hindus, who feed them twice weekly. The monkeys are taking over, coming in your windows, and snatching your people up! For instance:
- Making a playground of Parliament
- Giving people rabies
- Biting innocent children
- Stealing candy from the hands of children
- Attacking one woman while she bathed
- Killing the mayor by chasing him off a balcony
- Injuring a 14-year-old girl by chasing her off a roof
- Attacking people in the face
- Invading the Prime Minister's office
- Preventing people from enjoying their yards
- Destroying crops
- Stealing clothes
- Stealing onions
- Scaling walls
- Mugging people on the streets to take their bread!
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